(har-nee)
Me. for you. for free. on the internet. -ee.
NB: due to the nature of the queuing function, posts may not express my current mood.
This is essentially a way for me to immortalise myself, in case somehow i disappear from this earth, at least my loved ones wont have to just listen to my answering machine over and over. bleak, but sweet i guess.
(also saves on phone bills)
I came in on my girlfriend’s mom screaming at her about how she doesn’t want me fucking her “little girl.”
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(Source: noose)
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
